That's not to say a little frustration isn't warranted because Robert Pattinson's character is a guy who is on an isolated island with a dude he hates, doing a job he hates. If the terms 'violent' and 'masturbation' doesn't set up an image already, just imagine how you might look for your lost keys, but sexually, and on 4Chan. Granted, my mental catalogue of masturbation scenes isn't exhaustive, but the aggressive nature alone speaks for itself. This eventually leads to the most violent masturbation scene I've ever seen. He imagines the mermaid throughout the film, fantasizing about her and what she might look like. From me, it comes highly recommended.Early on in the film, Pattinson's character finds a mermaid figurine in his bed, nestled in a hole about midway down his mattress. But for everyone else (provided that you are of the legally required age of eighteen), this movie is a witty, funny, imaginative, clever and unique exploration in the the proclivities of the human psyche and in years to come, I will look back on this movie fondly and reflect on its progressiveness in exploring subject matter that we are often to bashful to face and yet perhaps should. If you are uncomfortable with dark subject matter then this film is not for you. If you are a prude then this film is not for you.

If you are of a delicate nature then this film is not for you. I agree that there are definitely scenes in the movie which were hard to stomach - but come on, this is Lars Von Trier - what the hell were you expecting? But the scenes all had a point and purpose. The film has a very solid plot, by which I mean, it is a film that begins with its end and details the pathways in which the protagonist ended up in that situation and the path of her normatively perverse sexuality. Their judgment appears to stem from a prudish incapability to see past the graphical sexual scenes. I do think that people should be acutely aware of their own taste, standards and limits when watching movies and those who saw this as 'pornography' were mistaken. I think perhaps that these people should not have seen this movie. I am quite surprised by the number of very, very negative comments written about this movie when I came on here directly after having seen the two-parter at the cinema.

I thought this movie was absolutely superb.

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